Here at Evil UnLtd we have been receiving a lot of emails from people wanting to inflict grievous bodily harm on Meerkats. Apparently their decision, as a species, to head up a long-term advertising campaign on behalf of a comparison website has begun to grate on a few nerves.
While cruelty to meerkats, particularly annoyingly cute ones, is something we can heartily endorse, such activities are a very specific brand of evil and ours is a much broader bailiwick. The clue is in our name.
Evil. UnLtd.
UnLimited.
Simple. (Note. Singular, not plural. We are hard-pressed to think of any circumstance in which the word ‘simple’ would need to be pluralised.)
Meerkat. Sounds like ‘mere’. And there is nothing mere about us.
This, we hope, will go some way towards clearing up any potential confusion.
Those keen to indulge their anti-meerkat appetites further, visit popacapinameerkat.com.
Those interested in a wider spectrum of Evil choose Evil UnLtd.
Evil UnLtd books, including the latest Vol 4: Tempus Sinister, are available on Amazon.
All royalties go to Cancer Research UK.
SAF 2015
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