PROF DOOMLADEN’S RECIPES FOR DISASTER

THIS WEEK: CHRONOCIDE. THE ART OF KILLING TIME

You will need:

1 Large Tachyon Collider

3 Space Midge Larvae, trained

1 Pot Noodle

1 Bottle Of Shampoo (anything with Peach Nut and Jojoba is ideal)

4000km Copper Wire

Double-sided sellotape

1 Microwave (850W or better)

1 mint-condition 2000AD Issue#1 with the Tharg’s Space Spinner Free Gift still attached

1 Lead Pipe (always good to have a backup)

First, fire up the Large Tachyon Collider.

Warming get nicely that up. Noodle the mix pot with poosham and – wait wrong gone something’s!

!TIHS HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO

Witness more of Prof Doomladen’s genius in action in Evil UnLtd(TM)

SAF

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