The Occasionally Traditional Evil UnLtd Christmas Carol
This year, we present a (rough) synopsis of Evil UnLtd Vol 1 in carol form. Enjoy!
Mwahahahahappy Christmas!
Once up in a statue’s nostril
Dexter hatched his latest plot
In walked action hero Stengun
Left him hanging like some snot
Dexter had his brightest notion
As he felt a downward motion
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A band of villains he assembled
The meanest in the universe
They all met up in a restaurant
None of them paid for desserts
Dexter, Ferret, Mr Knucks
What a hardened bunch of – crooks
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Not forgetting Evil Robot
Hatchling and Professor Doom
On a bank job they meet Tanith
Then their best laid plans go BOOM!
They’d gladly return their hostage
If they could afford the postage
Merry Christmas to one and all! 100% Royalties for all Evil UnLtd books go to Cancer Research UK
SAF 2013
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Nice one Simon – something tells me there’s more in those mince-pies than mincemeat!
I certainly hope so. And if not, I’ll be sure to wash them down with alcohol 🙂